When you fuck you girlfriend's mother and don't wash your dick afterwards. Then have your girlfriend blow you with her mothers vaginal fluid dried on your dick.
Last week after fucking her mom, I gave Lindsay a taste of home.
In 2013, Taste of Home began hosting Gingerbread BLVD, featuring an interactive, full-scale gingerbread house in New York City created during the holiday season
A very peculiar act,
Lather a small garden shovel in cornstarch, and proceed to slap your girlfriend's clitorous several times.
Then have intercourse, while force feeding said girlfriend, a measured pound of meatloaf.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.