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Tard Nugget

Any person who acts "tardish," as if their brain was replaced by a "nugget" of shit.
You sir, are a fucking Tard Nugget.
Tard Nugget by MoFoChuck March 2, 2010
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Tard nugget

A person who is completely retarded and stupid.
A tard nugget would be someone who randomly yells out things like "I'm a CJ", or "You're a squirrelly gay".
Tard nugget by ravedITB April 13, 2009

tardnugget 

Someone who has the mental capacity equivalent to that of a chicken nugget; a very stupid person.
-Yo, my girlfriend thought the national capital was America City.
-I told you she was a tardnugget.
tardnugget by AriBoBari March 14, 2011

turdnugget 

A small piece of poop no bigger than the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget. Usually comes after the main turd of the session and is also referred to as "the straggler".
Man, I just had like 5 turdnuggets come out. That is a new record I think.
turdnugget by KurtMaGurt February 13, 2010

Turdnugget 

A person that is smaller than you and really annoying. They usually get pissed when you slightly offend them or over something stupid. This can also be a person that doesn't care about what you're saying because they're waiting for you to stop talking so they can say something.
That midget Todd just got pissed cause I deleted his Fortnite account. What a turdnugget.
Turdnugget by memecp June 5, 2020

Turdnugget 

A kid named talon with blonde hair / a turd nugget is a kid named talon
a mcdonalds chicken nuggett made of poop a turdnugget is a piece of poop no bigger that the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget
Turdnugget by pooperbuttholfartso August 20, 2018

turdnuggettroll 

best fortnite/creative destruction youtube and streamer out there.
wow i love turdnuggettroll.
turdnuggettroll by Itwastheegg November 29, 2018
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