Tard Fish 

a fish with a nose like an elephant can come out of the water but will shrivle up. So fun to play with and usually owned by Kayla Matteo! Also a tard fish can be a great friend to ANYONE! and it IS real in the waters of Japan! also is related to the retarded fish

I found a tard fish when i went to the beach in Japan.

Tard Fish by Webster Dictionary of America December 14, 2008

tardfish 

1.A retarded fish.
2.Often used to describe a person acting in a stupid manner.

1. "A tardfish says 'Moo!'"
2. "Joe is dancing for the pigeons again. What a tardfish!"

tardfish by Dextra October 13, 2003

Tardfish 

it means that you are just incredibly stupid, it is also a short for retarded goldfish.

Ian your such a Tardfish.

Tardfish by Ian the Reatarded Goldfish June 18, 2008

tardfish  

a rather retarded man who sucks at life

joe is such a "tardfish ".

tardfish by r!ngma$ter March 13, 2009

tardfish 

A fish with a large,round nose. and can only be found in japenease waters. When the fish is out of water it's nose shrinks down to mini size.

WOW! Look at that tardfish swimming in the water!

tardfish by Yow-man March 4, 2007