Tard face
Tard face by Greg J. Brown October 9, 2008
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tard face
Whoa that chick was such a tard face - he looked like Special Edd! I think her name was Carey - what a tardo name.
tard face by James D. Farless March 18, 2007
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Tard Face
1. To be so rediculously ugly your face looks like shit. To have rediculously bad breath.
2. To be similar to Amy Winehouse
2. To be similar to Amy Winehouse
Alex: You should tap that Andina
Andy: Who the "Tard Face"
Alex: Yea thats all you
Andy: Pssh I wouldn"t touch that with a 10 foot pole
Alex: Yea your right. she wouldn't let you butt nugget
Andy: Who the "Tard Face"
Alex: Yea thats all you
Andy: Pssh I wouldn"t touch that with a 10 foot pole
Alex: Yea your right. she wouldn't let you butt nugget
Tard Face by Lunchtime Boyz January 23, 2010
tard face
You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?
tard face by Badmofochef October 6, 2013
Facebook Tard
Someone who finds it is necessary to invent and define words on Facebook yet does not have the wit to officially seal it as his own idea via sites such as...Oooh I don't know...THIS ONE?!
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New phrase for the english language..."facebook tard" is used to describe sum1 who doesnt kno their status updated from their super pokes or sum1 who tags fotos of friends in incriminating situations.
Facebook Tard by ToeSnip13 November 30, 2009
tardface
He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.
tardface by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005
tardface
n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.
v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.
v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.
You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.
I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.
I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.
tardface by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004
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