Tard face 

Usually a face that you use when saying "dur" or "duh". A gesture.

Wow, your tard face is bad.

Tard face by Greg J. Brown October 9, 2008

tard face 

A name for someone who looks retarded.

Whoa that chick was such a tard face - he looked like Special Edd! I think her name was Carey - what a tardo name.

tard face by James D. Farless March 18, 2007

Tard Face 

1. To be so rediculously ugly your face looks like shit. To have rediculously bad breath.

2. To be similar to Amy Winehouse

Alex: You should tap that Andina

Andy: Who the "Tard Face"

Alex: Yea thats all you

Andy: Pssh I wouldn"t touch that with a 10 foot pole

Alex: Yea your right. she wouldn't let you butt nugget

Tard Face by Lunchtime Boyz January 23, 2010

tard face 

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?

tard face by Badmofochef October 6, 2013

Facebook Tard 

Someone who finds it is necessary to invent and define words on Facebook yet does not have the wit to officially seal it as his own idea via sites such as...Oooh I don't know...THIS ONE?!

:P

New phrase for the english language..."facebook tard" is used to describe sum1 who doesnt kno their status updated from their super pokes or sum1 who tags fotos of friends in incriminating situations.

Facebook Tard by ToeSnip13 November 30, 2009

tardface 

Loser guys who won't tell a girl he likes her, even though he acts like he does.

He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.

tardface by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005

tardface 

n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.

v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.

You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.

I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.

tardface by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004