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Someone who sits around on Youtube all day arguing with people because they believe their opinion is correct and they also have a lot of so called experience and have supposedly worked hard for everything. But only believe their opinion is correct. They are generally a very boring and a pompous know it all.
Damn! TapTap's at it again, looks like they're arguing with someone over a daytime tv show!
TapTap by RideMyHandle July 4, 2016
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Tap Tap the Ballsack 

A game played where a person goes up to a guy, from the front or behind, takes their hand, and "taps" the persons ballsack twice. At this time the tapper says "Tap Tap the Ballsack!"
Guy 1: Dude I played Tap Tap the Ballsack today at the beach on some huge black guy. It was great!

Guy2: Oh man, I wish I was there to see it!
Tap Tap the Ballsack by pfarriss October 16, 2009
"Takes a Pounding Like a Porn Star" (TAPLAPS).
Used to signify a product has been completely tested and ready for market.
QC: This software is now TAPLAPS certified.
Manager: That's great. We will ship it to the customer today.
TAPLAPS by Smooth Operator! July 27, 2016

bing tap tap 

The "ready" signal of an old microwave oven warming a flat ceramic dinner plate and subsequently the tapping sound of a credit card breaking up cocaine to a fine powder on said plate.
It had been several months since the last time, and just the bing tap tap alone was giving Tony bowel movements
bing tap tap by doblee August 9, 2009
used to claim one's right to return to a seat or spot (one must physically tap the seat twice while saying aloud "tap tap"); equivalent to calling spot backs
if one had a good seat in front of the tv during, let's say the super bowl, and drain the lizard, one would call "tap tap" on the seat and have rights to it when he/she returns

"i gotta take a piss...tap tap"

Tap tap tap 

In one of the most popular one direction/Larry fanfict the two main characters Louis and Harry had to keep a si rey that they are dating so that meant no public hugs or I love you so they created a code which means that tap tap tap is I love You three yours three taps.
Tap tap tap by Larry1d January 23, 2021

Tap Tap Swoop Lock 

A term used to reserve ones seat.
You can't sit there, he Tap Tap Swoop Locked his spot.
Tap Tap Swoop Lock by CaptainJAXX January 19, 2010