Tao Bao

A online marketing place that is basically the Chinese version of eBay. Produces really bad quality and sometimes broken Chinese knockoffs of literally everything, but is so outragingly cheap that a lot of people in Hong Kong buy everything with it. - Hong Konger

Hong Kong guy: God products from Tao Bao have really poor quality... That thing I bought yesterday was broken damn
Mainland (Chinese) guy: Wat you mean!! Tao Bao has realllyy good stuff!! That Amazon thingy is worse lah

Tao Bao by Dabookwyrm February 18, 2026

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Bao Tao

A hot girl of Asian ethnicity.

We're gonna go hit up this club tonite! Should be alot of Bao Tao's there.

Bao Tao by Mr Popper December 29, 2008

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Taobaoable

Anything that can be bought off the Chinese online shopping website Taobao

Even this super-rare collectible item is taobaoable!

Taobaoable by Gage1155 August 10, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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