The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.
A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.
Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!
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Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...
A woman who is the Sweetest, kindest and a very emotional person. Gets attached really easily. Kinda intovert, talks less. Very hardworking and friendly always there whenever you need her. Polite and obedient, sometimes very aggressive. Good level sarcasm and humour. Can do anything for their loved ones. Cry baby. Also very cute and beautiful inside out with pure heart and intensions. Gorgeous looking with a pretty face.
Stud. Literally has a crazy amount of sex appeal and is a total player. Tanjims are guys who have multiple women on the side and are able to keep it private without anyone ever knowing. They are toxic and cocky but they live the life that's for sure.
Jake : Yo there's this guy Tanjim who my girl left me for man I'm pissed Mike : I mean yeah you do realize its him right your girl's gone forever man