Tanjum
Tanjum by TeslaOnTheRun November 22, 2021
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tandump
The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.
A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.
A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.
Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!
************
Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!
************
Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...
tandump by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010
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Tanjum • tanju • tanjaminium • Tanjuša • tandum • tandump • tandum stroke • tanguma • tanjem • Tanjim
tanju
A sexy and handsome man . Some may even say he is daddy material !! He is funny and goofy and respects everyone including WOMEN!!
tanju by Farm boy Tanju January 25, 2018
tanjul
A woman who is the Sweetest, kindest and a very emotional person. Gets attached really easily. Kinda intovert, talks less. Very hardworking and friendly always there whenever you need her. Polite and obedient, sometimes very aggressive. Good level sarcasm and humour. Can do anything for their loved ones. Cry baby. Also very cute and beautiful inside out with pure heart and intensions. Gorgeous looking with a pretty face.
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Mike : I mean yeah you do realize its him right your girl's gone forever man
Mike : I mean yeah you do realize its him right your girl's gone forever man
Tanjim by prettymamiii March 12, 2022
tanjaminium
tanjaminium by Cheddar cheese Charlie July 1, 2014
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