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Person 1- man yesterday sucked
person 2- yeah time to get over it, tand!
by dboys194 May 6, 2016
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Tand

This simply is used to refer to an individual as being a “bitch”
Tony: Man Jessica yesterday was being a total Tand

Mike: yeah, she was being a complete Tand 100%
by Tony Keef January 17, 2021
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TAND

There Are No Deals. Essentially, it's when you know you are getting fucked, but it's spun to make it sound like a good deal. Used mainly by Navy personnel to describe ass-pain.
:CPO: "Alright, I got you guys a good deal. You just gotta bust your asses and I'll do what I can to get you out as early as possible."
:Reactor Dept: "TAND."
by MBPsinclair October 7, 2008
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Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist
A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.
by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023
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Tandem bike

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.
"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."
by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012
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tandump

The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.

A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.
Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!

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Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...
by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010
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Tandoorettes Syndrome

The condition of occasionally slipping into an Indian accent for particular words or phrases. Similar to tics that characterise Tourettes Syndrome.

Usually experienced by english-speaking people of Indian heritage, possibly from subconciously taking on speech aspects of relatives during childhood, possibly from watching too much Russel Peters.
- Nah, I should be fine on the couch. it's come-for-table.
- what the hell was that?
- oh its just my Tandoorettes Syndrome playing up :P
by paaaaaint January 7, 2010
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