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There Are No Deals. Essentially, it's when you know you are getting fucked, but it's spun to make it sound like a good deal. Used mainly by Navy personnel to describe ass-pain.
:CPO: "Alright, I got you guys a good deal. You just gotta bust your asses and I'll do what I can to get you out as early as possible."
:Reactor Dept: "TAND."
:Reactor Dept: "TAND."
TAND by MBPsinclair October 7, 2008
Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor
"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist
A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.
Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023
Tandem bike
"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."
Tandem bike by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012
tandump
The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.
A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.
A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.
Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!
************
Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!
************
Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...
tandump by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010
Tandoorettes Syndrome
The condition of occasionally slipping into an Indian accent for particular words or phrases. Similar to tics that characterise Tourettes Syndrome.
Usually experienced by english-speaking people of Indian heritage, possibly from subconciously taking on speech aspects of relatives during childhood, possibly from watching too much Russel Peters.
Usually experienced by english-speaking people of Indian heritage, possibly from subconciously taking on speech aspects of relatives during childhood, possibly from watching too much Russel Peters.
- Nah, I should be fine on the couch. it's come-for-table.
- what the hell was that?
- oh its just my Tandoorettes Syndrome playing up :P
- what the hell was that?
- oh its just my Tandoorettes Syndrome playing up :P
Tandoorettes Syndrome by paaaaaint January 7, 2010