A person who goes nuts about technology, especially Macs. Also commonly known as a geek, he resides in a school on Planet Earth, and runs two websites. Also loves film-making.
by hahahahahahahanony May 14, 2011
TanTan is the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has the longest black dick you’ll ever see. He is so hot and always makes everyone around him horny as fuck TanTan usually attracts many girls but they are usually named Vanessa and Johnna TanTans are usually found having sex in the local sushi place
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by deadgoosehorse December 02, 2018
TanTan is the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has the longest black dick you’ll ever see. He is so hot and always makes everyone around him horny as fuck TanTan usually attracts many girls but they are usually named Vanessa and Johnna TanTans are usually found having sex in the local sushi place
Person One: damn, that 8 hour anal session was perfect
Person Two: wait, did TanTan anal you?
Person One: yes, how did you know?
Person Two: everyone knows how epic tantans anal sessions are.
Person Two: wait, did TanTan anal you?
Person One: yes, how did you know?
Person Two: everyone knows how epic tantans anal sessions are.
by deadgoosehorse December 02, 2018
A sweet nerd who loves to read books but has a secret life who no one knows about which is being the badass in the outside world.
"Hey Tantan looking good there"
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