Tampori

They are too energetic and run too fast. Is definitely too loud. If you meet a tampori beware and take extreme caution when approaching. They have scary tendencies when it comes to bums. Beware.

“Damn, nothing good has ever come from someone named Tamie.”

This statement also goes for a Tampori

by Martin wang April 1, 2019

Tamponic Rage

When a female is menstruating and being a bitch because of it, she is in a tamponic rage (Not to be confused with a female who is mad but not on account of PMS. That's just a rage.)

Girl: OMG I'm so sorry I was such a hoe last night. I'm in a bit of a tamponic rage.

OR

Boy: Sorry I couldn't go golfing yesterday. My wife took a spa day and left me with the kids.

Other Boy: Damn, bro. Sounds like someone was in a bit of a tamponic rage.

by FothPhro August 16, 2009

tamponius

A man who treats a girl like royalty and is constantly around her to the point of almost fusing with her vagina

Look at brad, he's acting like a real tamponius

by KakaRatchetCake March 10, 2017

Tamponing

When you are being cock blocked by a female or anyone with a pussy

yo i cant believe you would be tamponing me when i was talking to that girl

by The Nite Timer August 27, 2009

Tampoline

Something girls use to bounce on. It is usually quite supple, though not, unfortunately, subtle. The sport of tampolining can be dangerous, with a possible risk of Contamplination. Side effects include sweating, dilated pupils, auditory and visual hallucinations, most commonly seeing red stars in front of your eyes or a fat man in a tutu who shouts "EMINENCE! EMINENCE!" and hearing the Travelling Wilburys when the sun sets. Your voice may also go up an octave and start sounding slightly like Roy Orbison and you may feel a constant need to rub yourself erotically on anything vaguely related to Norway. This disease is not generally serious, though the worst cases have been known to result in proposal, leading to decreased spatal awareness and being cloven in two. Where more common diseases like Shureydia and Fistula Sylvanitis can be caused by such rudimentary items like cinnamon and meatballs, Contamplination is actually cured by rubbing cloves all over your body.

"And I found out the bitch had Contamplination... so I ground her with my pestle"
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."

by a victim of tampolining January 22, 2009

tamponification

1.)-noun-the ideal of ones personality, emotions, and traits.

2.) -verb-When your friend decides to stick a tampon in his or her mouth; then precedes to try to talk to you.

The tamponification of Daniel made it hard to converse with him.

by Pistachio & Five June 8, 2011

Temporis

The feeling of wanting to be born in a different time or the feeling you were born in the wrong time

Sometimes, I just feel really temporis.

by CogentPhantasm April 16, 2017