Tamp Cramp

When a female puts a tampon in, which decides not to cooperate and causes her entire lower body to seize up in terrible pain.

Gina: AAAAAAHHHH WTF!@#$%^&*!!!
Val: Oh man, she's having a tamp cramp.

by wild oranges September 26, 2010

tamp camp

when a girl needs to use the restroom to change a tampon

"shes been in the restroom a while, i bet shes going number 2"
"nah, she had to go to tamp camp"

by K Easy January 3, 2007