A gay, dumbass loser with no dick who causes nothing but trouble for him and everyone around him. He is a very annoying person and is very gay in both words and actions.

Ugh, why the fuck is Taloosh’s pp so smol, and why is he annoying

Taloosh by gbruzzese24 May 30, 2019

tallywasher

The Tallywasher is a Scottish curse word for Cock-Sucker. You can call comeone a Tallywasher, if you want to.
Tally (Tall-y-Wash-er.)

YOU FUCKING TALLYWASHER!

tallywasher by GayestOfGaysInformation October 30, 2017

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tallyshipper

ever heard of a proshipper? here's something a bit worse. people that ship the band members of the fabloo rock band, tally hall. they usually (based on what i have seen) are either:

A - weirdly horny about the band members (very common for some reason)
or,
B - are on sh/ed twt (self harm/eating disorder twitter)

person a: "yeah dude i'm a tallyshipper"
person b: "go fuck yourself"

tallyshipper by Mason_IsntFunny December 25, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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