TALL PEOPLE DAY 

On the 29th of October it’s national tall people day. The day the SHORT people get to bully tall people back :) on this day the short people get to kick or punch the tall people :)).

You: *kicks*
Them: what was that for

You: haha it’s tall people day

TALL PEOPLE DAY by Como estás¿ October 21, 2019

Tall People Day 

March 2nd, the exact opposite of Sept. 2nd (aka short people day.) On tall people day, anyone over 5'9" gets $5.

P. 1: oh wow, on Sept. 2nd I got $5 because it was short people day! Bet that must suck for you, seeing as how you're tall.

P. 2: oh, you must not have heard of tall person day! March 2nd, 6 months after Sept. 2nd, is Tall People Day! Tall people get $5!

P. 1: I hadn't heard of that! How interesting!

Tall People Day by TakeThatAutumn September 2, 2021

National kick tall people day 

On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences

Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY

National kick tall people day by KazuichiSoda October 21, 2021

National Throw Tall People Day 

In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.

"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"

National Throw Tall People Day by Yellow#2969 October 21, 2020

national kick tall people day 

on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*

national kick tall people day by petalstarlight October 21, 2020

National throw tall people day 

October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed

Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t

National throw tall people day by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020

Fling tall people day 

Fling tall people day is celebrated by none so celebrate it.

it's celebrated on Decemeber 11

Joy: OMG! Its fling tall people day!
Neutral: it's fling tall people day.

Fling tall people day by Constipatedlion November 1, 2020