Talkumentary

When someone launches into a whole documentary when explaining something.

The gender free version of mansplaining.

"I asked what Minecraft was, and he gave me a talkumentary."
"It was the best explanation I've heard, it was basically a talkumentary."
"It went on and on, like a talkumentary."

Talkumentary by Get-a-handle April 1, 2019

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talkumentary

A documentary recorded in an audio-only format.
An audiobook.
An audio track comprised mainly of verbal dialogue

Instead of listening to the radio, the driver popped in a CD of Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot, his favourite talkumentary in order to entertain the fare over the course of a long trip.

talkumentary by tristanmac November 26, 2010

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talkumentary • Stalkumentary

talkumentary

When someone over explains something

That guy gave a full on talkumentary on nodejs

talkumentary by analogrithems April 14, 2017

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Stalkumentary

A documentay produced by means of stalking the person. Almost like a paparazo, but with a movie camera.

That new Princess Diana Movie is a total stalkumentary.

Stalkumentary by Rioo February 4, 2006

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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