Talkumentary

When someone launches into a whole documentary when explaining something.

The gender free version of mansplaining.

"I asked what Minecraft was, and he gave me a talkumentary."
"It was the best explanation I've heard, it was basically a talkumentary."
"It went on and on, like a talkumentary."

Talkumentary by Get-a-handle April 1, 2019

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talkumentary

A documentary recorded in an audio-only format.
An audiobook.
An audio track comprised mainly of verbal dialogue

Instead of listening to the radio, the driver popped in a CD of Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot, his favourite talkumentary in order to entertain the fare over the course of a long trip.

talkumentary by tristanmac November 26, 2010

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talkumentary • Stalkumentary

talkumentary

When someone over explains something

That guy gave a full on talkumentary on nodejs

talkumentary by analogrithems April 14, 2017

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Stalkumentary

A documentay produced by means of stalking the person. Almost like a paparazo, but with a movie camera.

That new Princess Diana Movie is a total stalkumentary.

Stalkumentary by Rioo February 4, 2006

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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