Taintdruff (also called crotch scurf and historically termed Pityriasis capitis) is the shedding of dead skin cells from the taint.. Taintdruff is sometimes caused by frequent visits from a large sexual toy or appendage.
Roberta and Jimothy were banging away hard at the backend during their two-man hackathon. Jimothy abruptly announces that Roberta must “Taste it!”. Roberta quickly disputes the proclamation and has a little taintrum about Jimothy's antics, all the while maintaing taint contact during the emotional outburst.