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taint welding

To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.
John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taint welding in the passenger's seat
taint welding by TK42FUN May 4, 2015
The taint sometimes has a ridge of skin that runs virtically on it from anus to scrodum, or vagina.. It looks like a weld, or stich mark. I've come to find out that most have this while some do not.
while I was going down on her, I saw that she had a taintweld too. man how many people have these.. God I hope it's not a post operation scar >.<
Taintweld by Pissdick. February 3, 2005

taintweed 

When your weed smells like a mix of ass, sex, hops, and skunk piss.
Dude, this shit smells like taintweed. It’s dope!!
taintweed by Sahdude200407 November 11, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016