To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.
John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taintwelding in the passenger's seat
The taintsometimes has a ridge of skin that runs virtically on it from anus to scrodum, or vagina.. It looks like a weld, or stich mark. I've come to find out that most have this while some do not.
while I was going down on her, I saw that she had a taintweld too. man how many people have these.. God I hope it's not a post operation scar >.<
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.