Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.
Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
by yungpad December 16, 2020
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Ice cream taint job

When you bust a creamy nut on a girls taint after sex
Yeah buddy I pulled out so late I busted An "Ice cream taint job".
by Keepin it Savvy August 12, 2009
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