Taco Shorts

When a girl is wearing a pair in too short, too tight shorts & her hoo-haa looks like a taco. Also known as camel toe

That girl should have gotten a size bigger on her shorts, they definitely look like taco shorts on her!

by SamanthaDear December 7, 2011

a few tacos short of a combo platter

someone who is mentally not with it...looney, lacking intelligence or just plain crazy.

yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.

by Jeanette Tomascik September 1, 2006

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!

by Simply Beastly October 19, 2010