Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

by TheBigTable June 14, 2021

Table Manners

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.

That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.

by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Mid table mandems

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)

The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...

by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

Manwich Table

A table at which you eat manwich, play board games, and put innocent young children in chokeholds, often resulting in them kicking your knees.

Y’all wanna go sit at the manwich table?

by manwich enthusiast May 28, 2020

tableman

A mythical creature that sucks the penises of males whenever they sit at a table.

Woah, are you getting your dick sucked by Tableman?

by tableman69 June 4, 2018

Dead mans tale

Dead mans tale: and exotic 130 rpm scout rifle that has infinite range no bullet drop off and is pay to win :)

you can become an unmanned drone flying in the sky

Dead mans tale: no

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022