TWATTER

Person, normally of the Male persuasion, whose actions, opinions and verbal diahorrea, deserve a slamming by Chrissie Valentine

Mikki was and probably always be a lazy twatter

Mikki thinks he's right about anything and everything. He's not, he's a twatter.

Mikki says he knows what he's talking about, he doesn't, he's a twatter.

by Chrissie Valentine March 24, 2020

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Twatter

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

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twatterism

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

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Twatter

A pejorative word employed by intelligent individuals to describe Twitter, a contemporary sickness enveloping the universe at alarming rates. Those with Twatter in their lexicons have made a pledge to shun the micro blogging site, for they have actual lives imbued with experiences and enjoyments in real time with real people. Those who patronize Twitter with sickening regularity are often repulsed and deeply offended by Twatter references, claiming that 140 characters can change the world, "giving everybody a voice." It's a crock of shit of course, and like a leaking meat wallet, the only thing this technology represents is an opportunity for fucktards to demonstrate just how much they stink.

Trevor: "Did you see John's tweet last night about his date with Berta?"
Dave: "Yea, that guy is a raging douche nozzle. He's always on Twatter talking about himself and all his problems."

by Othercrisp Chalkr December 28, 2013

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