Turtle Bitch 

Any user of a turtle beach headset in a public lobby against normal headset users and proceeding to sound whore.

That team was full of turtle bitches, they knew where i was as soon as i spawned.

Turtle Bitch by Nova Experement August 29, 2010

Turtle-Bitch 

A skinny fucker who refuses to get up after sleeping in a turtle formation.

Rosario is a complete Turtle-Bitch! she never wants fucking get up...lazy ass!

Turtle-Bitch by Roselie April 19, 2009

Turtle Bitching

To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.

Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!

Turtle Bitching by Ginger Kitten April 12, 2011

Turtleditch 

Ditch-like stone or cement structurs built along side roads and sidewalks to allow water run off to flow during the rainy seasons. The word "turtleditch" is most commonly used on military bases in South Korea where these types of channels flourish throughout the region and it is believed that the concept of "turtleditches" originated on U.S. military bases in South Korea.
The "turtle" came from the kevlar helmets that U.S. and ROK soldiers where which resembles the shell of a turtle. The ditch of course comes from the actual purpose for which the structures were built. Although the turtleditches can be found in various depths and widths, in most cases they are not marked or protected by railings. Many drunken soldiers and civilians alike have fallen into the ditches hence the name "turtleditch".

"The other night, Smith and I were walking back from the club when he fell into a turtleditch over by the mess hall. He cracked his head up pretty good."

Turtleditch by Shaneoj August 27, 2007

Turtlebitch 

A person who has Turtle Beach headphones and doesn't mute their mic for background noise.

"That person is annoying the crap out of me with all that background noise. He is being such a Turtlebitch"

Turtlebitch by MuteRu October 9, 2011