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After a night of unsuccessful hooking up, John was just looking for some TTHH to scratch his itch...
TTHH by lorax March 28, 2007
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TTHHBDS stands for: Thinking That He Has a Big Dick Syndrome.

TTHHBDS is a medical condition first discovered in ancient China by arab traders along the silk road while bathing naked in oases together with Chinese traders. Upon first discovery of difference in penis sizes between the two ethnicities the Chinese traders were shocked and became the first people realising that they were suffering from TTHHBDS.

People suffering from TTHHBDS usually have an unrealistic ego, stay for long times in bathing facilities without good reason and like foklore music. Most TTHHBDS patients do not know they have TTHHBDS.

Random facts:
-TTHHBDS is least found among native Africans and their descendants.
-TTHHBDS is most found in men with big ego's.
-TTHHBDS has not yet been linked to a men's height.
-TTHHBDS has been linked to eye colour though.
He has been a douchebag his entire life because he suffers from TTHHBDS, that is also the reason he takes long "poops".

A Chinese family which adopted a caucasian boy started to go through a troubling time as the boy started to become an adolescent. The father suddenly realised that he had had TTHHBDS. while the boy started to develop a severe ego because he started to suffer from TTHHBDS.
TTHHBDS by Pivo's SVN March 25, 2017

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026