TNWYB

That's Not What You Bought

CUSTOMER: Hey, we want Product X to have a button that lets me reverse time.

VENDOR: That's an interesting suggestion but our product can't do that.

CUSTOMER: But we were told you can do customizations.

VENDOR: That's not what you bought. (TNWYB)

TNWYB by flengord August 24, 2010

twybering 

Like cybering but via twitter. Twitter sex. It's the newest way to not get some for computer nerds.

Nelson: Hey Melvin, did you end up cybering with Penny last night?

Melvin: No way, man. After we played WoW for eight hours we ended up twybering. She d'ed me to say she wanted to jump my bones. It was totally hot.

twybering by sexless computer nerd April 20, 2009

TMWYB 

Means: Tell Me When You're Back. Used specially in internet language, it's used when two people are chatting on the internet and one of them leaves for a while, the other asks to know when his/her friend will be online again.

Note: The final B may be changed and use a "R" (to mean ready) for non-internet uses

A: Dude, that was awesome!1
B: Yeah!! Hey, dude, I gotta go, I'm gonna be afk for a while
A: OK, then TMWYB then, ok?
B: Sure, dude!!

TMWYB by Uxiesama September 2, 2012