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tiny dick 

A small penis (durr, whatd u expect?)
tiny dick by Fred Smith :P January 17, 2008

Tiny Dick 

Lmao bro you've got such a tiny dick, how many inches is it? 8? 10?
Tiny Dick by Cox Ucker 8=D December 10, 2018

tiny dick 

it is a dick but tiny
ew you have a tiny dick
tiny dick by ame with e October 14, 2019

TINY DICK 

A tiny dick is a dick 3 inches or less
If your name is Cayden then you have a tiny dick
TINY DICK by Bella..Taylor September 11, 2023

Tiny Dick Syndrome 

A man who obviously wants everyone he meets to immediately think he has a very large penis. This is because he is very poorly endowed and lacks any shred of self confidence.
A man suffering from Tiny Dick Syndrome (also called TDS) will take his shirt off at the slightest excuse, walk with his biceps flexed at all times, wear sunglasses inside, and brag about how many women he's supposedly slept with at every opportunity. He also drives a very large truck and will gravitate towards anything that will outwardly increase his status while leaving him inwardly an empty husk of a man (with a tiny penis). You will find victims of TDS pretending to have fun at frat parties, having loud conversations with their friends in public, and weeping over their wasted lives when they've had too much to drink. The slightest insult will either shatter their false confidence and leave them a whimpering wreck, or send them into a rage of overcompensation that ends with them challenging everyone in the room to some sort of contest.

Tiny Dick Nick 

One by the name of nick who has a 4 inch penis.
"Hey look there's Tiny Dick Nick!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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