A Thog is a modern
day neanderthal walking amongst normal human beings. Thogs derive pleasure in the simple things, such as senseless violence or playing with
heavy objects. Thogs may vary physically, but often adopt a short, stocky stature reminiscent of Mr Hyde. A Thog's physique is however ancilliary to their behaviour, which is always on the primative side. Whilst Thogs are usually literate, they usually adopt a monosyllabic speech pattern, and
grunt when acceptable. It is often amusing to watch a Thog as they navigate through our big and confusing world, and our
job is to
help them in their journey towards a simple, enjoyable life.
Ben'
s been making me
laugh recently, he's such a Thog!
Hey have you spoken to Thog recently, he's even more dumb than usual.