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These hoes 

Females that do shit that make you question their existence
Quan: Yo, did you see Car Keysha grinding up on Mr. Evans
Me: Wtf is wrong with these hoes
These hoes by Blackie June 14, 2016
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These hoes ain't loyal 

It means basically some girls are just gold diggers or money huggers. They would dump any guy over someone who has plenty of things they want.
Ron : Hey Jimmy, where is your girlfriend, aren't you supposed be on a date?
Jimmy: she dumped me for that rich fagget who gifted her an iPhone x.
Ron: "These hoes ain't loyal man. Let's go play some football".

These hoes aint loyal 

When a girl (bitch) aint loyal to her man cause he aint as rich or loyal as the other guy
Girl: Ughh babe get me a glass Im thirsty

Guy 1: Um wait for sec (searches wallet)
Girl: I Gotta leave

Guy 2: (Makes it rain)
Girl:Oh myyyyy so much

Guy 1: wait I found my wallet
Girl: sorry I already found mines

"These hoes aint loyal"

These hoes ain't loyal 

A term used (often by rappers) referencing how promiscuous or "easy" girls never stay loyal to one man. They often swap one guy for another, viewing the new guy as superior in some way (bigger d, more money, better body, etc). Eventually this man too gets replaced for another (she seeks endless variety), rinse and repeat. It's a never ending cycle - until she either settles down and gets married to a provider (less likely) or grows into a bitter old lonely woman (more likely).
Friend 1: "I was banging this tinder date for a few weeks and then she just straight up ghosted me bro. I don't know what I even did wrong - we got along pretty well and the sex was great."
Friend 2: "There is only one type of girl on tinder bro. She obviously matched with a new stud and you've been replaced. Many such cases. Gotta remember: these hoes ain't loyal."

These hoes slap! 

Adjective; phrase used to describe when something is the all time best. Especially used for describing food items.
Red: You try those cheesecakes from HEB yet?
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!
These hoes slap! by Wudupyo11 August 23, 2021

These Hoes ain't loyal 

"These hoes ain't loyal "- Chris Brown
These Hoes ain't loyal by lit light February 16, 2017

These hoes aint loyal 

These women ive never respected a day in my life finally realised i ain't shit and bounced
Bro : these hoes aint loyal
Sis : you mean the women you use as cum dumps and then discard like waste have stopped responding positively? Wow they must've realised that you are a piece of shit good on them
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