A virtuoso Theremin player named Poe Crow was giving an outdoor concert, when suddenly his Theremin needle was struck by lightning and he eventually became the Super Hero THEREMAN.
When lightning struck his antenna, the explosion was oh so bright, the man and the Theremin became as one, yes THEREMAN was born that night.
by Otamatonist November 30, 2025
Get the THEREMAN mug.There once was a man named Poe Crow who was a world renown, virtuoso Theremin Professor. One magical night when Professor Poe was performing at an outside concert in Transylvania Romania, a storm came on quickly and lightning suddenly shot from the darkened clouds and one of the lightning bolts furiously struck Professor Poe's Theremin antenna and Poe Crow was violently electrocuted bringing him to near death. As time went on, the Professor Poe Crow the virtuoso Theremin player became... THEREMAN!
What ever became of Professor Poe the Theremin Virtuoso? I heard that a sudden storm erupted at an outside concert he was performing at and his Theremin antenna was struck by a bolt of lightning. Poe Crow was electrocuted and he became THEREMAN!
by Otamatonist December 1, 2025
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The coolest instrument in the world ever invented in the history of time ever. A box with an antennae on top, and a loop out the side. The antennae controls the pitch, the loop controls the volume. How is it played you ask? Movement of your hands within the fields of these wire outsprings.
by thereminniet February 24, 2005
Get the theremin mug.The greatest musical instrument since the probe, according to the Red Guy (from I.M.Weasel - I Are Music Man). With its antenna and its loop, you can play it in high-pitch and loud volume, and even cause an earthquake. Used since the old film has been founded.
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Get the threeman mug.Thermans are classified as the third gender among humans. They are anatomically different from females and males, and they mate sexually with the male species. They have a unibreast with one testicle hanging from the nipple. Fortunately, there are no nerve endings within their single breast and they may regenerate a lost testicle at will. Thermans have wings sprouting from their shoulder blades (wingspan = 4 ft) and they may fly at altitudes up to 1000km. Most Thermans reside in the citadel of Thermanica, next to Mt. Everest and shrouded in the heavens.
In the year 2346, the Thermans will shadow our Earth with their wings. The Day of Judgment is upon us and we will see no rise of light ‘til the emergence of God. Humans will rage against their own kin, blood will spill upon the luscious fruits of innocence, and the merciless will reign. It will not be the coming of the Thermans that foreshadow the apocalypse; the finger of blame will be laid upon the citizens of Earth as they approach their untimely doom.
But He who holds the sacred staff of crystallized gold will have the supremacy to resurrect the fallen ones from the land of the Unknown. The deceased will rise and the sinners will live as their bodies regenerate from the lost matter sent hurling into the chaos. Once departed from this realm, they will return with a clean-slate in the holy city of Thermanica. In the midst of the Almighty, they will learn the ways of the colossal beings.
But He who holds the sacred staff of crystallized gold will have the supremacy to resurrect the fallen ones from the land of the Unknown. The deceased will rise and the sinners will live as their bodies regenerate from the lost matter sent hurling into the chaos. Once departed from this realm, they will return with a clean-slate in the holy city of Thermanica. In the midst of the Almighty, they will learn the ways of the colossal beings.
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