Thermans

Thermans are classified as the third gender among humans. They are anatomically different from females and males, and they mate sexually with the male species. They have a unibreast with one testicle hanging from the nipple. Fortunately, there are no nerve endings within their single breast and they may regenerate a lost testicle at will. Thermans have wings sprouting from their shoulder blades (wingspan = 4 ft) and they may fly at altitudes up to 1000km. Most Thermans reside in the citadel of Thermanica, next to Mt. Everest and shrouded in the heavens.

In the year 2346, the Thermans will shadow our Earth with their wings. The Day of Judgment is upon us and we will see no rise of light ‘til the emergence of God. Humans will rage against their own kin, blood will spill upon the luscious fruits of innocence, and the merciless will reign. It will not be the coming of the Thermans that foreshadow the apocalypse; the finger of blame will be laid upon the citizens of Earth as they approach their untimely doom.

But He who holds the sacred staff of crystallized gold will have the supremacy to resurrect the fallen ones from the land of the Unknown. The deceased will rise and the sinners will live as their bodies regenerate from the lost matter sent hurling into the chaos. Once departed from this realm, they will return with a clean-slate in the holy city of Thermanica. In the midst of the Almighty, they will learn the ways of the colossal beings.

by BambiWong May 17, 2009

Thermonsate

- verb, (-sated, sating)

To pre-heat an object or region of space for oneself or others to experience. Thermonsation, the process by which one thermonsates, is commonly referenced in public spaces whereby a stranger has pre-heated an object of interest preceding an individual's arrival.

Derived from a conjunction of the prefix "thermo", from Greek meaning heat, and inseminate, meaning to sow or implant seed into.

(person 1): This bus is packed but there's an open seat over here.

(person 2 upon sitting down): Aw gross, this seat is totally thermonsated.

(person 1): Dirty. You're probably sitting in the drippings of some fat old man's hot body.

by Evan AH March 11, 2010

Therman

A very small township northeast of shawano and southeast of the Rez

“Hey where’s Salty’s?” “Oh you know, just right in the middle of Therman”

by Bmonster1234 March 16, 2020

TheManslayer

A person who cannot make his own decisions and thus relies on an internet message board.

Also, a guy who loves 16 year old girls and still lives at home with mommy and daddy.

What should I eat tonight?

Is a dating a 16 year old at 21 wrong?

What about a 17 year old?

Oh man, I just bought a HDTV yet I still live at home with my parents.

by Mr. Opprotunity September 11, 2005

Therman Murman

Noun: One with Blonde Jew Fro. Possible obesity.

A person resembling the likeness of Therman Murman in BAD SANTA. One might have blonde, jew-fro attributes and qualities in their hair.

"Dan looks like Therman Murman."
"Your right, dude! His hair's like a blonde Jew."
"Totally."

by Hank Kaplan May 25, 2008

themansplaining

The practice of a historically empowered group telling a historically disempowered group, often in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing, what they should worry about, what they should do or even what they should be called because the empowered group think they care and know better instead of asking the disempowered group what they actually want to worry about, do or even be called.

“I live in a high crime area and people in the safe suburbs keep themansplaining to me how I should defund the police that, while not perfect, protect me.”

by Snarcitz November 6, 2021

Therans must

The act of making lots of typing errors and/or the act of turning things into other things and/or moving from one thing onto another.

1. Its very hard to therans must from a small car to a big car.
2. I'm trying to therans must this stone into steel.
3. I'm osrry, I wsa benig busy. (The act of therans musting while typing)

by Waldamar January 13, 2011