the shittest 

Something that is the best. It is a word play on the shittiest. It is usually better than something that is the shit, but may be refered to as such.

This poster is the shittest gift I've ever gotten!

the shittest by Taylor's Bitch December 28, 2009

The Shittest Cunt 

The Shittest Cunt is by far the worst of all Shit Cunts. It's a status achieved by few and an insult not to be used lightly.
These cunts take the actions of your average Shit Cunt to a new level.

You know that Ponzi Scheme guy from DCA - Ash Balanian !?? HE IS THE SHITTEST CUNT !!

The Shittest Cunt by Justice Dept March 31, 2024

Survival of the Shittest 

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.

The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.

Survival of the Shittest by Zipdox June 20, 2018

the shitest shit cunt 

His name is Paul 😂

That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂

the shitest shit cunt by The shit cunt April 27, 2022

The "Piece of Shit" Test 

When one takes the name of a piece of hardware or software (or anything else, for that matter) and runs it through www.google.com with "+ piece of shit" added to the end. An excellent way of testing the reliability/worthiness of your chosen product.

I ran Internet Explorer + piece of shit through google and came back with 26,400 hits! SHITTASTIC!

The "Piece of Shit" Test by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019