The Sox

Used by true New Englanders who are totally and completely devoted to their team,The Red Sox. The Red Sox are and always will be the classic Sox.

The Sox are gonna beat the Yankees tonight.

Hopefully the Sox will put a wicked good pither in like Schilling.

You know Crisp on The Sox he's a wicked fast runna.

by really? October 7, 2007

The Sox Pox

Another name for The Curse of the Bambino, which has since been broken in 2004.

The Sox Pox is broken. Now it's been 4 World Series for them since, incidentally the same number of times Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

the sox effect

an effect that causes any perishable food in a 4,000 mile radius of soxthecatto to grow mold at 6x speed

staub: why is it moldy
leon: the sox effect

by reions November 14, 2023

When the Red Sox win a World Series

A slightly rude way of saying "never."

Boy: You wanna go ou with me?
Girl: When the Red Sox win a World Series.

by mezzogal August 28, 2012

The Tube Sox

A fantasy baseball name, exclusively used by homosexuals. The tube is a thinly veiled reference to a penis, since fantasy baseball owners who call their team the Tube Sox generally see penises everywhere. Tube Sox generally come from Seattle, which is no surprise. It's the gayest city. Often times, the Tube Sox finish anywhere from 4th to 5th place, with the sometimes surprising creep into third place (though only for brief periods.)

"Dude, the Tube Sox are in second-place right now."

"They're so gay."

by Won Hit Oneders April 13, 2010