The Newt

Someone who goes around and makes stupid Facebook groups about friends as a joke.

matt :yo man that wild-otter kid on my bus is such a fag
mark : yeah and hes really tall too..what a fag
mark :hey..we should make a group on Facebook about how he got his porch shit on cause no one likes him
matt : yeah dude that would be sweet i just don't want to be The Newt..you know?
mark :thats cool..i already have leukemia hair, so i can do it
matt :word

by baby-blue. April 24, 2010

Cara the Newt

A snappy little critter. Full of energy, her orangness glow is faded with black dots. She likes it when you feed her hazelnuts.

Cara the newt my dear, would you like some hazelnuts?
Evelyn

by Cara the Newts owner.. October 28, 2010

The Newton

Following Newton's law of every action has an equal reaction, The Newton describes the event that occurs when one is able to take a dump while ejaculating at the exact same time. This has to be done at the exact same time or it is not The Newton.

"So I got bored and decided to try The Newton...I failed."

by Jared/Mike December 1, 2006

the newton

a derogotry term for someone who always takes people's food and drink and is too lazy and/or much of a douche to get them something to eat in return when it is out.

example: hey im gonna eat all of your food, especially your chips and Dr. pepper. Ohh but by the way, fuck you because i am the newton.

by A motha fuckin gay fish April 21, 2009

The Newton

Also referred to as 'newting'. It is where you do a headstand where ever you are, or in any place you can think of. Named after Isaac Newton, for when you are 'newting' you are defying gravity with your feet in the air. Look at is upside-down and you'll be holding onto the earth for dear life as to not fall into the sky.

"Dude, I was doing the Newton the other day in the park. It was so fun man, it became my new profile pic"

by Skyler's in the sky, sir October 19, 2012

The Newton School

the school where you get lots of diseases

imagine going to The Newton School

by trumpwoochie October 31, 2021

The Newton School

A school that is mean for middle schoolers but instead treats them like pre-schoolers. You also gain mental disorders there.

Did you really go to The Newton School

by trumpwoochie November 7, 2021