THE Macgyver

While a female is jerking off a male she discovers there no other lubrication around and chooses to use her own vaginal juices to assist in lubricaion in the jeck off session.

Honey do you have any lube? No. She then wipes her vagina and uses the acquired juice as lube and thus used The Macgyver.

THE Macgyver by XXXguyXXX October 14, 2009

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.

Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver by Z-dad March 2, 2018

The Macguyver

A sexual act involving some jumper cables, a dead hamster, 3 paper clips, 4 gallons of jergens lotion, 2 bicycles without seat, 4 men docking, 3 guys with machine guns, 4 machetes and a piece of bubble gum

Bro we got the crew together and pulled The Macguyver last night.

The Macguyver by Louzealand August 6, 2008

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i macgyvered the fuck out of it

Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.

When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"

i macgyvered the fuck out of it by Ozzi Yob January 10, 2017

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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