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The Mess

Drunk as all fuck.
Stumbling around, picking fights with natives on bicycles.
Shaking everyone’s hand.
Holy shit, there goes The Mess leaving the Woodbine again. Why’s he picking fights with that group of natives
by Inbred Jethro July 22, 2019
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the mess

Synonym for sperm/semen, preferably when ejaculated onto a surface.
Man, I laid the mess on Donna's face last night!
by Frank Johnson Esq. January 6, 2008
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the mess

aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.
"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"
by Rob May 16, 2004
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the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"
by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022
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the mess express

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.
Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.
by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003
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what the mess!?

"what the mess?!" is a very similar to what the hell? or ummm what!?
by HUNNA February 24, 2005
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Sorry about the mess

A "get out of jail free" card for cleaning
syn. Stop judging me.
Sorry about the mess. It hasn't gotten bad enough for me to actually clean it yet.
by Yingerman August 7, 2015
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