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The Buffet

The food your friends don't eat at a restraunt. To "order the buffet" is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won't finish. Best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don't box and reheat well.
Friend 1: I'm getting the Hungry Man. What about you?
Friend 2: Think I'm just going to have the buffet.
(to Waitress) Friend 2: I'm fine, thanks.
by Ty Winter March 21, 2007
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The Buffet Lean

A position one assumes whilst eating at a buffet in order to store more food. The buffet lean is accomplished by placing the non-utensil using arm on the table, and leaning forward to vertically increase the size of the abdominal cavity, thus allowing for more food to be packed in.
"Damn man, i'm full. i spent 11 dollars on that buffet and i only had two plates!"
- "So get the buffet lean goin! pussy!"
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Try the buffet

The act of eating out a fat chick for your first time.
Person 1: Dude, sometimes I get tired of eating out the skinny girls, there is hardly anything there.
Person 2: Then you should try the buffet! Those fat chicks have pussy for days!
by Moaning Murtle September 3, 2009
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beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:
1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.
by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011
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Rookie The Buffet Slayer

Basically Rookie Eats Everything On The Table Or Floor In His Case
Alison:Wa u up to nick?
Nick: Nurrin much jus anging round with Rookie the buffet slayer
by Nicksta January 20, 2005
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Back in the Day Buffet

A catching up experience with some old friends. Often a more ridiculous or outlandish get together as you all rage like you once remember doing.
I caught up with Celia, Ruebens and Alex at Lincoln and Beldin and fucking shit yo, it was a back in the day buffet.
by Voltaire Sterling June 5, 2008
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Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.
"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"
by DNugz July 16, 2008
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