An Internet Chat abbreviation for Thank God Im On Mute.
Useful during online virtual meetings when someone says something so fucking ridiculous that the attendees totally loose composure, checking continuously to ensure the mute button is actually engaged (laughing, swearing, opening a beer in the background etc.)
Synonym to LOL, LMFAO etc..
Ok team, we are about to have one of those "staff meetings", please practice safe TGIOM...
Also Abbreviated "Tango Golf" (You know the rest...)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.