TDTBL

The abbreviation for too dope to be legal. used when describing extremely dope articles of clothing or material items.

Dude, this snapback is tdtbl.

by CBonfiggles8 June 14, 2011

Tetblood

Originating from trying to beat a high score in Tetris, tetblood is a noun meaning to one-up someone else or get revenge on someone whether in Tetris or in any aspect of life.

Rob is out for tetblood now that Jesse has the new high score.

"Dude, I think that guy is talking to your girl. If I were you, I would be out for tetblood on him."

This guy isn't just out for blood tonight on the football field, he is out for tetblood. Watch out.

by Clorn Puck Sart November 1, 2010

Titblocking

When lesbian couples get interrupted by someone! similar to cockblocking but more fitting as its two women so hence tits. (titblocking titblocked etc)

Wynonna was titblocking Waverly and Nicole as they were kissing on their bed by opening the door and interrupting them. Waverly yelped in surprise and Nicole eye-rolled as they were close to sexy times ;)

by LittleLeoFitz October 16, 2019

titblivious

The state of being completely oblivious to a girl's chest. This could be due to her perfect ass, legs, face, personality (yeah right), alcohol, video games, etc.

This is not to be confused with being gay or polite. The word in question refers to completely not noticing a beautiful pair of jugs, not intentionally disregarding them.

"I had such a legitimate crush on Jody that I didn't realize for a full month after I met her that she had the most amazing rack in the entire school. I was titblivious around her."

Girl 1: "Hey! Does this shirt make my boobs look awesome?"
Guy: "Yeah whatever. TOUCHDOWN!"
Girl 2: "Don't mind him, he's titblivious when football's on."

by OjiVlarg January 2, 2010

totblock

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.

1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!

by howtomakefriendsforfags July 25, 2011

TDTL

To Dumb To Live. This is a standard acronym used in book and movie reviews to describe certain characters. If a character is dumber that a sack of hair they would be described as TDTL. If your protagonists are TDTL then it is time to find another book to read.

I really liked the character John but Jane was just TDTL so I could not finish the book.

by book_reader June 15, 2018

txtblossom

Txtblossom is a sex toy used by men and women for pleasure in their uterus, asshole, and penis. Many people have used and experienced the most flavorful orgasm in their whole life!

Male: I got a txtblossom last week!!!
Female: Oh wow let me have some of that daddy😜

by TrishLikeFish66 June 7, 2021