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TB Twister

When you power up with a 2-hour Tom Brady-style workout and get yourself good and sweaty AND THEN stick your middle finger right the fuck into your swampy ass crack, popping the tip into the anus. The finger is then withdrawn and inhaled with all the pride of the Patriots 6 SuperBowl championships.
I stopped working out with Frank after I saw him crank off a TB twister in the locker room.
by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019
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