taped 

To duct tape someone's legs together from behind when they aren't looking so that they fall over.

"Andy taped Rebecca so badly today! She was rolling around on the ground for like ten minutes. I felt kinda bad."

taped by gogil January 30, 2010

Taped 

Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.

Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.

Taped by AnctRome September 8, 2013

taped 

fucked up the ass,screwed
used on the living end message board.

that guy is sure taped alright.

taped by spy September 11, 2003

taped 

secret code of being drunk

"Man, i'm so taped. This is great."
"Can we get some tape tonight?"

taped by Bobbie Sharol February 12, 2007

taped 

awsome, righteous

that's taped bro

taped by pope tree June 3, 2022

taped up 

Kidnapping a person and having them bound with a form of tape i.e duct tape, packaging tape.

Roz: Yo that dude is loaded, I dunno what he's doin around here.

C-Lo: He's gonna fuck around and get taped up.

Roz: Yeah, we could get some serious paper off his pops.

C-Lo: No doubt.

taped up by Got it for the Low March 2, 2009

taped dick 

What all hockey players do

#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick

taped dick by Johnathhon October 6, 2013