TAF

by nahhhhh July 11, 2008

Rumour has it that the tightest man on earth lives in Seaham, England and is known locally as TAF (TIGHT AS FUCK) ✊✊✊

OH LOOK ITS TAF CHECK YOUR CHANGE HE'S PROBABLY GIVEN YOU A TROLLY TOKEN 👀👀👀

by BOB136882 September 16, 2020

Taf

He is a good looking man with a huge dick and an amazing personality who gets loads of girls but is very load

by Nonutnovember42069 November 2, 2019

"Jamey wore me out in bed last night. I'm TAF!"

by TwoTats November 17, 2015

1.)An acronym meaning Take A Fifth
2.)To take a fifth of alcohol, preferably Bacardi 151

Tate: "Yo pat, TAF! "
Patrick: "Will do!"

by Tate and Pat November 4, 2005

1. Take a fucking seat. Meaning that a person just got embarrassed or shut down and should take a seat (usually used in a chat ).

gg loser tafs.

tafs, you just got taken to the cleaner son.

by Pedro Sosa October 5, 2010

fat spelled backwards, used for someone that's fat or eats a lot

fat kid: whats up guys?
me:sup taf
fat kid: STOP CALLING ME TAF GOD DAMNIT *eats a bag of doritos"
me: ....fuckin taf

by pcs d#4 June 3, 2007