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the superlative form of "tool". used to describe an immensely stupid, self-absorbed, or awkward individual. actual t00ls often misuse the word to humorous effect.

examples of t00ldom include: commenting on others' facebook wall posts, injecting oneself into conversations, being recklessly self-important, operating under the delusion of having many friends, and shamelessly imitating superiors
K: Wow, Rob just commented on the wall post you left me!
O: How awkward... he's such a t00l
t00l by p00kster September 13, 2009
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(Verb)
Internet slang for the word tool similar in definition but does not relate to male body parts.

1. Being a complete Moron/Asshat

2. Doing something stupid at anothers transgression withut realising it

3. losing in a game due to your own fault, loser.
Man, your such a t00l

You t00l got 0wn3d
t00l by Kal March 22, 2004
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Zachary Merrick from All Time Low.
An ugly guy who never wears shirts on stage.
The t00l doesn't know where the beach is.
t00l by Borat, no? January 12, 2008

i_am.t00lshed 

thats it lil bro… you got a definition on urban dictionary..
@i_am.t00lshed is now on the urban dictionary.
i_am.t00lshed by anonymous November 26, 2023

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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