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Brown don't frown 

This refers to the fact that dark-skinned people generally look younger than their age. Similar to the phrase "Black don't crack."
"You're 50! I thought you were 35!"
"Brown don't frown, baby!"

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy 

One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.
"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert

Don't make me go Chris Brown on you... 

Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

don't it make my brown eye blue 

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass
Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?

don't be a chris brown 

a term usually said when a guy is seen about to punch on, or play fight with a girl. just like how chris brown beat rihanna's ASS for givin him herpies.
dude: *hits a girl's arm*
girl: ow!
another dude: "Yo! Don't be a Chris Brown!"