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T-Jack is always ballin' and lookin' for some coochie cleavage. Is situated in the mean streets of Tredworth and can be found breaking or dropping some heavy freestyle rap with the brothers in the hood. He is very good at maths and particularly good at finding the T-Total. He has a huge coochtable and is not afraid to use it. Also known as T-Jackalypse, Big Jacka, Junkmaster Jex, The Jackmaster, T-Bar Mighty, T-Dangerous, Madd Jacka, Jack Flexx, Nasty Jacky, T-Jackulate, T-Bone Steak, T-Foxxtrot, Roger T-Hat, T-Dreddinator, T-Treoill, T-Juxxalot
What you sayin'? Did y'all brothers see T-Jack drop those sick riddims the other day? He be brewing some coochie stew up in hurr! You aight though?
T-Jack by Jacka December 9, 2008
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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

Don't jack that

Nigga don't jack that dead ass
Don't jack that by Gio_x33 June 17, 2016

don't jack with me! 

1) do not mess with me at this football game
2)don't play around
"don't jack with me!"
don't jack with me! by Mary N November 30, 2002

it don't mean jack 

it is an expression used for people we don't trust in.

In an emphatic and vulgar fashion it turns in "your word don't mean jacksh*t"
it don't mean jack

What you say is meaningless, you are not telling the truth, i can not trust in your words.
it don't mean jack by dalilucciola August 15, 2011

You Don't Know Jack 

A: Hey, dude! 34 that on Photoshop.
B: 34?
A: Yeah, make that steamy.
B: Steamy?
A: Dude, you don't know jack about imaging, don't you?

couldn't see jack 

couldn't see anything
move i couldn't see jack
couldn't see jack by Simaj October 7, 2007
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