Systems Bitch 

A person who works in the IT industry with a claimed focus on computer systems or server administration, they are typically men who are highly estrogenic. They believe in solving technical problems by using logic, yet in practice attempt to resolve issues by "feeling" their way through them. Due to a similar nonsensical thought process the Systems Bitch is usually odds with everyone including themselves. A systems bitch will often buddy fuck others to get ahead or in an effort to display their assumed superior intellect. Within the IT field the systems bitch is the arch nemesis of any productive member of the IT staff.

Productive IT Engineer: “I can't believe you disabled Joe's administrative privileges and then restricted corporate access to facebook! You are a total Systems Bitch!”

Systems Bitch: “I am simply following the policy.”

Productive IT Engineer: “You just made the policy up on the fly. Thanks for the ass pounding!”

Systems Bitch: “My pleasure and I am glad you like it. I will pound you in the ass often and whenever I can. Have a great day.” *Smiles*

Systems Bitch by Romeo OMG January 24, 2014

The Bitch System 

A system that exists in most penitentiaries. Bitches are weaker prisoners that belong to tougher prisoners. Bitches must do whatever their master tells them to, including sexual acts. In return, the Bitch's master protects them from other prisoners.

Guy1: Yo man, I didn't think you were gonna leave prison alive.
Guy2: I woulda died if it wasn't for The Bitch System.

The Bitch System by 5n10 March 12, 2009