Systems Bitch

A person who works in the IT industry with a claimed focus on computer systems or server administration, they are typically men who are highly estrogenic. They believe in solving technical problems by using logic, yet in practice attempt to resolve issues by "feeling" their way through them. Due to a similar nonsensical thought process the Systems Bitch is usually odds with everyone including themselves. A systems bitch will often buddy fuck others to get ahead or in an effort to display their assumed superior intellect. Within the IT field the systems bitch is the arch nemesis of any productive member of the IT staff.

Productive IT Engineer: “I can't believe you disabled Joe's administrative privileges and then restricted corporate access to facebook! You are a total Systems Bitch!”

Systems Bitch: “I am simply following the policy.”

Productive IT Engineer: “You just made the policy up on the fly. Thanks for the ass pounding!”

Systems Bitch: “My pleasure and I am glad you like it. I will pound you in the ass often and whenever I can. Have a great day.” *Smiles*

Systems Bitch by Romeo OMG January 24, 2014

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The Bitch System

A system that exists in most penitentiaries. Bitches are weaker prisoners that belong to tougher prisoners. Bitches must do whatever their master tells them to, including sexual acts. In return, the Bitch's master protects them from other prisoners.

Guy1: Yo man, I didn't think you were gonna leave prison alive.
Guy2: I woulda died if it wasn't for The Bitch System.

The Bitch System by 5n10 March 12, 2009

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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