sympavite 

Sympathy Invite

nikki: how was pizza?
steve: good mate
nikki: why didn't you ask me to come, i've never been invited to pizza?
steve: do you want to go to pizza next week?
nikki: no i don't want to come to pizza, i don't need your sympavite

sympavite by canaman April 16, 2010

Sympavite 

1. One who thrives on sympathy.

2. When sympathy is their self-love language, sympathy is a means to get attention or love.
3. Sympathy is the drama stage for the sympavite.

"Look at how dramatic she becomes to gain attention and pity from her friends. What a sympavite."

Sympavite by anonymous May 22, 2025

sympabitch 

To bitch in sympathy with another person's bitching.

"No shit. I flipped off a driver for doing that exact same thing", I sympabitched.

sympabitch by Wolfy PDX December 7, 2013

Sympadvice

When people ask for advice, but what they really want is sympathy, and have no use for the advice.

She told me her boyfriend cheated on her, but she went back to him the next day. She just wanted fucking sympadvice.

Sympadvice by Dave Ford October 21, 2014

simpanite 

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.

Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!

simpanite by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020