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Sylvia Brown 

The most vague psychic since Ms. Cleo. Can be found on many episodes of Montel answering questions like "Is my dead dog mad at me for not saving him from the housefire" with a response such as "No. He or she could or could not be mad at you. That's because he or she is in fact either not living or no longer in your life"
Did you see that Sylvia Brown on Montel? She guessed that the dead relative was a man! Then again, she had a 50/50 chance of getting that right. But still, it's amazing!!
Sylvia Brown by WhiteMike March 24, 2006
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Sylvia Browne 

A self-proclaimed "psychic" who isn't. She preys on people in vulnerable situations, exploiting their gullibility by performing cold readings, bad cold readings.
Sylvia Browne is talentless fraud, see for yourself at stopsylviabrowne.com.
Sylvia Browne by VisitorQ March 24, 2007

sylvia browne 

A stone-faced, lying whorebag who takes money from desperate, deluded and stupid people without so much as a blip on the radar of basic human conscience. Challenged by James Randi on Larry King Live to have her psychic claims tested, which she publicly agreed to, but has been making lame-arse excuses to avoid ever since.
I searched for videos of Sylvia Browne fucking up again on Youtube today and it was interesting.

sylvia browne 

A fake psychic who is preying on innocent people to get rich. See http://www.stopsylviabrowne.com
The case of Shawn Hornbeck is a recent case that got a lot of media attention in which Sylvia Browne told the parents that their son was dead and exactly described what happened and where he could be found. The police found the boy alive and well and Sylvia's story was shown to be completely false.
sylvia browne by kjdfgb December 15, 2008

Sylvia Browne 

The act of going to a fancy party or gathering and asserting dominance through climbing over a rotating ceiling fan and shitting over said fan so that everyone in the area gets sprayed.
Did you hear about what Ben did at the party after the Del Taco run? Yeah he got drunk and pulled a Sylvia Browne!
Sylvia Browne by Tittyfish69 August 18, 2019

sylvia browne 

Lying physic whore who likes to chew on her fake finger nails with her fake teeth and twirl her fake hair and sounds like a raspy old smoker along with an old wore out trombone.
sylvia browne...I can predict the future
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know, dont I sound Great?????????????????????????????
sylvia browne by In Yo Face January 14, 2008

sylvia browne 

Lying physic whore who likes to chew on her fake finger nails with her fake teeth and twirl her fake hair and sounds like a raspy old smoker along with an old wore out trombone.
sylvia browne...I can predict the future
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know dont,I sound Great?????????????????????????????
sylvia browne by In Yo Face January 14, 2008
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