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The Sour Don Lemon

A man puts his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removes his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers into another persons nostrils and under the nose area.
While intensely pushing his fingers against the persons face under the nose, forcing their head to thrust backward while repeatedly asking the victim ‘Do you like pussy or dick?’ While saying this, Mr. Lemon continued to shove his fingers into the persons face with aggression and hostility.”
Someone at the bar last night received the Sour Don Lemon and didn’t like it.
The Sour Don Lemon by Gatorshark88 September 28, 2021
Related Words

check your sources 

something you should always do to make a valid argument.
girl: that's offensive

boy: check your sources
girl: ?
check your sources by not.yo.mamma February 19, 2017

Sour Milk Popsicle 

When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.
"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."
Sour Milk Popsicle by Datt Hott September 23, 2012
A nice guy,who respect the feelings of girls, good looking personality,
charming,smart. Wise enough to overcome every situation.
Sourabh by Stalinsmith June 3, 2019

Sour Album

Sour is an album including the songs: 'Brutal', Jealousy, jealousy', Enough for you', 'Drivers license', 'happier', '1step forward 3 steps back, 'Deja Vu, 'traitor', 'good 4 u' and 'hope ur ok'. She dropped 'drivers license' which has accumulated over 250,000,000 million views on youtube, she then dropped good 4 u, and the rest of the songs in her sour album. Many fans are grateful and happy she has dropped the songs because it helps them cope with their problems, and they love how relatable and talented Olivia is with her music.
Person 1: Have you heard Olivia Rodrigo's new Sour Album?
Person 2: Yeah its amazing!

Sour Slushie 

a popular refreshment with crushed ice and fruit juice and made notorious when combined with a green, sour liquid. usually found in a squirt bottle beside the machine.

This is the scale from 0-100% used to determine the intensity of the sour as regarded to what percentage of the drink is sour liquid.

0% - you friggin junior. you gotta put some sour in or your nothing but a JR.

10% - a good stepping stone for the first time consumer.

20% - a decent amount but still not quite enough to advance upward from the level of junior to amateur.

30% - Now, you're starting to gain respect from your peers as you are now on the level of amateur.

40% - This is where things start to get dangerous. At this point, nearly the bottom fifth of the cup will be black.

50% - i.e. the midway point on the highway to hell.

60% - From this point on, keep a phone nearby as symptoms will start to appear. At this level, you will notice twitching and shaking.

70% - Now you are at the level of seasoned veteran. symptoms here include slight diziness, combined with the previous symptoms.

80% - At this level, this turns from a game to an exteme sport with serious consequences. Sypmtoms include sense of delusion and you will see green spots everywhere. Also may include temporary loss of vision.

90% - Symptoms here include all of the previous include all of the previous and vomitting and loss of consciousness.

100% - At this point, it is no longer a sour slushie, it is pure sour. symptoms here will include immediate death and outside of body experiences.
I was drink a 40% sour slushie from Need's when i noticed i needed to suck out all of the sour and spit it out cause i just couldn't handle this shit.
Sour Slushie by v2lazer April 12, 2005