Switchboarding

The act of going from a straight pegging, to an ass to mouth. The victim is first pegged, then without warning, the didlo is pulled from the butt, the person is spun around, and the dildo is then jammed into their mouth.

Bill, why is your mouth all red and raw? The wife and I went out last night and had a few drinks. She got a bit wild and a switchboarding ensued.

Switchboarding by Jmc1971 CM75 September 4, 2018

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Bill, why is your mouth all red and raw? The wife and I went out last night and had a few drinks. She got a bit wild and a switchboarding ensued.

Switchboarding by Jmc1971 CM75 September 4, 2018

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Switchboarding • Witchboarding

Witchboarding

Making someone who enjoys the visuals and storys of the Witcher games and books watch the TV-show.

Witchboarding beeing defined:

Why were those 2 guys crying?
Their friend witchboarded them.

Witchboarding by krautsman November 10, 2020

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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