switch hitting 

the act of masturbating with ones non-dominant hand.

SIDNEY: What do you think Joe is doing to get off while he's on vacation with that broken arm?

NANCY: Probably switch hitting.

switch hitting by runforcover December 16, 2012

Switch Hitting 

The act of smoking two joints or blunts at once, but switching between them, as in taking a hit from one, then taking a hit from the other one.

"Dude, me and Mike were switch hitting like crazy! I got so high!"

Switch Hitting by Will Sotter January 6, 2012

switch hitting 

When a man and a woman and another man all have sex at the same time. Woman on bottom, then man 1 penetrates her, then man 2 penetrates him. Think of it as an open faced man-sandwich.

"Daryl and his girlfriend, and their bi-curious man friend Curtis, were switch hitting last night."

switch hitting by Mikey Mike McD January 11, 2006

code switch hitting 

When your sexual identity and/or orientation changes depending on the group you're with.

"Not my normal thing but... Around the hockey team I'm code switch hitting."

code switch hitting by BrewsCruiser June 27, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004