Swiss Army Penis

A technologically advanced dick. The Swiss Army Penis can help you in any situation.

Girl:OH NO
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*

by Swiss Army Penis February 7, 2015

Swiss Army Penis

A penis like a Swiss Army knife tool with the penis being the base. Comes with every tool you can imagine

Dyllan has a Swiss army penis

by 96DigBick May 31, 2018